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George Carlin Quote - It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.

It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.

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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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