“Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.”

There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.

The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.

If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.

People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?

A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.

It’s never just a game when you’re winning.

The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.

Always do whatever’s next.

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

You’re in my heart, you’re in my soul. You’ll be my breath, should I grow old.

Boys with mischievous smiles and poetry hearts.

You have a breathtaking wildfire heart.

The sun-kissed ones, they leave a sweetness with you that changes the air you breathe forever.

She breathed love like air. She was Paris turned human.

Batter my heart, three-personed God, for you As yet but knock; breathe, shine, and seek to mend; That I may rise, and stand, o’erthrow me, and bend Your force to break, blow, burn, and make me new.

Breathe in the pain and bring out the wounds. It’s only a process and you’ll learn to survive the rest.

Sweet is the breath of morn, her rising sweet, With charm of earliest birds.