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George Carlin Quote - Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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