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What a slut time is. She screws everybody.
JOHN GREEN

Screw She Time
My motto is: Always get even. When somebody screws you, screw them back in spades.
DONALD TRUMP

Aim Revenge Screw Spade
When we screw up or fall down, many of us talk to ourselves in ways that we would never talk to someone we love and respect.
BRENE BROWN

Fall Love Ourselves Respect Screw Talk
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
GEORGE CARLIN

Fight One Liner Peace Screw Sex Virgin
Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
ADAM CAROLLA

Allow Atheist Guilt Man Myself Screw Sex Ten
But when we find that one person who completes us, we don’t give up. No matter how bad we screw up. We make it right.
ABBI GLINES

Complete Give Giving Right Screw Up
Life is too damn short and [screwed] up to go through it silently loving someone and never telling them how you feel. [Screw]
JANIS JOPLIN

Dam Feel Loving Screw Short Silence Someone Telling
It’s a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.
AARON SORKIN

Begin Dumb Graduation Life Screw Super Unpredictable Up
I’m a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, “How am I going to screw this up?” [Laughs] If I’m really actively trying to think of a parody, then I’ll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.
AL YANKOVIC

Fan Go Laugh Radio Screw Think Try
The consequences, [screw] the implications of the actions, to hell with it all… whatever happens as a result is better than the nothingness that is inevitable with silence.
JANIS JOPLIN

Action Consequence Happen Implication Result Screw
The dimmed outlines of phenomenal things all merge into one another unless we put on the focusing-glass of theory, and screw it up sometimes to one pitch of definition and sometimes to another, so as to see down into different depths through the great millstone of the world.
JAMES CLERK MAXWELL

All Another Diamond Focus Glass Merge Outlines Phenomenal Pitch Put Screw Sometimes Theory Thing Unless
I’ve screwed up a lot, but I’ve always admitted it.
JOHN DALY

Admit Always Lot Screw Up
I admit I’m being paid well, but it’s no more than I deserve. After all, I’ve been screwed more times than a hooker.
SEAN CONNERY

Admit After All Ask Being Deserve Hooker More Paid Screw Time Well
Some of the things we do are great, but they often have these iterations that are not great. We screw up sometimes. We get rejected.
ANGELA DUCKWORTH

Great Iteration Often Rejected Screw Some Something Thing
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
QUENTIN CRISP

Get Laid Man Screw Women
In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn’t tightly screwed down had slid into Southern California.
SAUL BELLOW

Collet Country Everything Losse Object Screw Tight Title
We all screw up, but the women I write about don’t have back-up plans or money in the back or resources to fix what they have broken.
BONNIE JO CAMPBELL

Broken Money Plan Resources Screw
Cham is the only thing to screw one up when one is down a peg.
ANTHONY TROLLOPE

Cham Down One Only Peg Screw Thing
I’m half Hawaiian and the haka is a very sacred thing, something your family teaches you – my father taught me.
JASON MOMOA

Country Family Father Haka Half Laugh Screw Something Teach
My reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
ERICA JONG

Firm First Follow Go Home Live Long Minute Porno Reaction Screw Ten
I’m old and crazy, but I still give a damn. And I still think the boys got screwed over in Vietnam.
WAYLON JENNINGS

Boy Country Crazy Damm Over Person Screw Thinking
My knee is screwed. I had the meniscus cut out.
JOHN DALY

Cut Knee Meniscus Out Screw
The American public tunes in every night hoping to see two people screwing. Obviously, we can’t give them that but let’s always keep it in mind.
BARRY DILLER

Night Obvious People Screw Two
I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.
PHYLLIS DILLER

Hat On Screw Wrinkle
We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare.
UTA HAGEN

Allow Author Hostess Hump Say Screw
Sleep only when you’re tired. Screw only when you’re horny.
AL NEUHARTH

Horny Screw Sleep Tired When
How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! …no eight!
BILL BAILEY

Eight Funny Humor Light Screw

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