May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. GEORGE CARLIN ConfuseForceHouseHumourInspirational
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. GEORGE CARLIN Hard WorkHustleMoneyPeopleWorkWork Hard
Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. GEORGE CARLIN HumanHuman NatureNaturePeopleTimeWasted Time
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain. GEORGE CARLIN EndingHappinessInspirationalLifePositiveRainSmileUmbrealla
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure. GEORGE CARLIN ClosureHeadHealingPeople
The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument. GEORGE CARLIN ArgumentExcuseGodManRefuge
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning. GEORGE CARLIN DarknessForecastLightMorningNightWeather
