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George Carlin Quote - Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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