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George Carlin Quote - Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Funny Homeless Humour Naked Shell

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