Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
GEORGE CARLINI think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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