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George Carlin Quote - I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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