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George Carlin Quote - I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

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Meow means woof in cat.
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Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Bull Shit Life School Simplicity Teaching
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Average Person Realize Stupidity
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Confuse Force House Humour Inspirational One Liner
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Ending Happiness Inspirational Life Positive Rain Smile Umbrealla
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Ideas Suck Trouble
Always do whatever’s next.
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Inspirational Life One Liner Success
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Alcohol Drinking Fuck Pregnant Warniing Women
There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Challenge Hard Time Humour Inspirational Situation
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Change Deep Discover Life Nature One Liner
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Average Direction Each Other Expectation Life Opposite
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Earn One Liner People Self Love
The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Argument Excuse God Man Refuge
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Comedy Humour Liberty Thinking
I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Believe Happiness One Liner World
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Deal Earth Men One Liner Women
The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Die Life One Liner Reality Tough
Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief

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