I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
GEORGE CARLINWell, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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