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George Carlin Quote - Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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