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George Carlin Quote - Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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