Life is tough, then you die.
GEORGE CARLIN
Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Life is tough, then you die.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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