How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
GEORGE CARLINA house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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