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George Carlin Quote - Religion is just mind control.

Religion is just mind control.

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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Game Inspirational One Liner Success Victory Win
Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Religion Shoes Wear
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Alcohol Drinking Fuck Pregnant Warniing Women
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Ending Life One Liner Unfair
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Attitude Hustle Inspirational Myself One Liner Success
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Ending Happiness Inspirational Life Positive Rain Smile Umbrealla
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Deep Future Healing Immediate Past Present
Is there another word for synonym?
GEORGE CARLIN

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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Church Money Religion
Meow means woof in cat.
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Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
GEORGE CARLIN

Deep Die Man One Liner Perfection
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Sad Scratch
Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Confidence Inspirational Life
Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Business Man Sell Smile Time
If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Charge Hustle Inspirational Kill One Liner
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Citizen Ignorant Leadership Selfish
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Funny House Humour Place Stuff
With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Confidence Evil Genius Hustle One Liner Training
Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Brain Damage Healing Helping One Liner
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Consider Kill Personality Situation
People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Bull Shit Life School Simplicity Teaching
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
GEORGE CARLIN

Fuck People Planet

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