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George Carlin Quote - Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.

Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Arrange Beat Failure One Liner
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Ending Life One Liner Unfair
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Alcohol Drinking Fuck Pregnant Warniing Women
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Dog Funny Inspirational Job Lying
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Better Birthday Inspirational Old One Liner Realize
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
GEORGE CARLIN

Electricity Light One Liner Organise
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Failure Humour Hustle Inspirational Success Try
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Concerntration Crack Flower Fuck Grass Hero
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Earn One Liner People Self Love
Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Church Money Religion
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Blink Cat Hammer Humour One Liner
There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
GEORGE CARLIN

Challenge Hard Time Humour Inspirational Situation
It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Helping Humour Life One Liner Shit
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Average Person Realize Stupidity
Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Cling Confuse Hope One Liner
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Breathe Laugh Life One Liner
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Grass Humanity Nation One Liner Sheep
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Change Deep Discover Life Nature One Liner
The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Crazy Funny Humour Men Reason Stupidity Women
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Acceptance Handwriting Love Maths People
Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon
Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Bomb Inspirational Life Name Risk Scratch
Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Brain Damage Healing Helping One Liner
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Darkness Forecast Light Morning Night Weather
With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Confidence Evil Genius Hustle One Liner Training
If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
GEORGE CARLIN

Charge Hustle Inspirational Kill One Liner

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