Everyone smiles in the same language.
GEORGE CARLIN
With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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