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George Carlin Quote - With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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