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George Carlin Quote - With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.

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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Religion is just mind control.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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