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George Carlin Quote - We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.

We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.

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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Always do whatever’s next.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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