Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
GEORGE CARLIN
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
GEORGE CARLIN