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George Carlin Quote - Always do whatever’s next.

Always do whatever’s next.

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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
Life is tough, then you die.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One Liner Petty Sweat

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