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GEORGE CARLINAlways do whatever’s next.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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