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George Carlin Quote - Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Bad Funny Humour Intention Philosophy Positive
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Religion is just mind control.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Helping Humour Life One Liner Shit
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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