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George Carlin Quote - I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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