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George Carlin Quote - Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.

Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.

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Funny Humour Synonym
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Confidence Inspirational Life
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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