The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
GEORGE CARLINLife is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Religion is just mind control.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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