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George Carlin Quote - A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Religion is just mind control.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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