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George Carlin Quote - A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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