If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
GEORGE CARLINIf your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
More George Carlin Quotes
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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