I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
GEORGE CARLINIf your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
More George Carlin Quotes
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Religion is just mind control.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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