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George Carlin Quote - When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.

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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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