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George Carlin Quote - I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.

I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Religion is just mind control.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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