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George Carlin Quote - I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.

I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.

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GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Synonym
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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America Body Crazy Fitness Lost Soul Try
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One Liner Petty Sweat
Meow means woof in cat.
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Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
Life is tough, then you die.
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Die Life One Liner Reality Tough
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Audience Funny Stage World
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Darkness Forecast Light Morning Night Weather
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Atheism One Liner Organization Prophet
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Breathe Laugh Life One Liner
How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Deep Die Man One Liner Perfection
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Conceal Language One Liner Tool Truth
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Elimination Honesty Policy Rejection Remember
Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Religion Shoes Wear
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Church Money Religion
Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Avoid Circle Friendship Group Moral Wisdom
Religion is just mind control.
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Control Mind One Liner Religion
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Deal Earth Men One Liner Women
Always do whatever’s next.
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Inspirational Life One Liner Success
The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Crazy Funny Humour Men Reason Stupidity Women
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Failure Humour Hustle Inspirational Success Try
There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Bad Funny Humour Intention Philosophy Positive
Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Bull Shit Life School Simplicity Teaching
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Fuck People Planet
If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Charge Hustle Inspirational Kill One Liner
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Fire Hustle Money People Work Hard

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