“Electricity is really just organized lightning.”

It’s never just a game when you’re winning.

The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.

Always do whatever’s next.

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

God is the electricity and we are the lamps.

It’s either some kind of electricity or some kind of energy. I don’t know what it is, but whatever it is, I’ve got it.

So much is said with the electricity of the eyes, the intensity of a whisper. Less is more.

When the lights are out, and the electricity no longer pulses through our veins from the support of some technology, what will we be?

It is a simple feat of scientific electrical engineering – only expensive – blind, faint-hearted, doubting world.

The utility of the exchanges made possible by Bitcoin will far exceed the cost of electricity used. Therefore, not having Bitcoin would be the net waste.

If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world.

People always fear change. People feared electricity when it was invented, didn’t they?