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George Carlin Quote - Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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