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George Carlin Quote - Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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