There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
GEORGE CARLINThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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