Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
GEORGE CARLINThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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