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George Carlin Quote - Everyone smiles in the same language.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Children Fuck Humour Role Model

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