“The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.”

We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.

Religion is just mind control.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.

People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.

Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

This [the earthquake] was a very big influence on me, and the issue of life and death from then on does recur in my films.

People in Japan have experienced many tsunamis and various earthquakes throughout the ages.

Soon the earth will tilt on its axis and begin to dance to the reggae beat to the accompaniment of earthquake.

It is not light that we need, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake.

All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings; there’s too much corruption in the world.

Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision.

It is always interesting to see people in dead earnest, from whatever cause, and earthquakes make everybody earnest.

Opinions have caused more ills than the plague or earthquakes on this little globe of ours.