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George Carlin Quote - Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.

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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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