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George Carlin Quote - Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.

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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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