It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
GEORGE CARLINMost people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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