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George Carlin Quote - Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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