If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
GEORGE CARLINMost people with low self-esteem have earned it.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
GEORGE CARLIN







