I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
GEORGE CARLIN
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
More George Carlin Quotes
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Religion is just mind control.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
GEORGE CARLIN