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George Carlin Quote - Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.

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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Game Inspirational One Liner Success Victory Win
Is there another word for synonym?
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Funny Humour Synonym
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Acceptance Attitude Humour Lying Myself Reason Truth
I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Attitude Hustle Inspirational Myself One Liner Success
Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Cling Confuse Hope One Liner
How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Deep Die Man One Liner Perfection
I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Bagpipe Crack Hook Humour People Play
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Failure Humour Hustle Inspirational Success Try
Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Church Money Religion
Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon
If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Charge Hustle Inspirational Kill One Liner
The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Crazy Funny Humour Men Reason Stupidity Women
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Change Deep Discover Life Nature One Liner
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Earn One Liner People Self Love
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Funny House Humour Place Stuff
Meow means woof in cat.
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Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Crappy Day Funny Human Nature Humour People
Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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America Body Crazy Fitness Lost Soul Try
With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Confidence Evil Genius Hustle One Liner Training
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Breathe Laugh Life One Liner
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One Liner Petty Sweat
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Fire Hustle Money People Work Hard
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Average Person Realize Stupidity
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Audience Funny Stage World
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience Failure Lost

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