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George Carlin Quote - Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.

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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Crazy Funny Humour Men Reason Stupidity Women
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Bad Christmas Girl Jolly Live Reason Santa Sex
It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Helping Humour Life One Liner Shit
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Butterfly Caterpillar Humour People Public Work
Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Breathe Life Memories Moment Travel
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Funny House Humour Place Stuff
If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Children Fuck Humour Role Model
Is there another word for synonym?
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Funny Humour Synonym
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Confuse Force House Humour Inspirational One Liner
There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Business Man Sell Smile Time
I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Believe Happiness One Liner World
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Earn One Liner People Self Love
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Inspirational Life One Liner Success
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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