Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
GEORGE CARLINA good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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