Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
GEORGE CARLINA good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
More George Carlin Quotes
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Religion is just mind control.
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