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George Carlin Quote - A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.

A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.

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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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