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George Carlin Quote - Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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