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GEORGE CARLINAtheism is a non-prophet organization.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Religion is just mind control.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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