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George Carlin Quote - Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
GEORGE CARLIN

Atheism One Liner Organization Prophet
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Butterfly Caterpillar Humour People Public Work
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Entertainment Life Missing People
Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Avoid Circle Friendship Group Moral Wisdom
I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Cost Deep Freedom Hobby Interest Money Positive
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Audience Funny Stage World
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Comedy Humour Liberty Thinking
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Bad Christmas Girl Jolly Live Reason Santa Sex
If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Charge Hustle Inspirational Kill One Liner
There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Challenge Hard Time Humour Inspirational Situation
It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Game Inspirational One Liner Success Victory Win
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Darkness Forecast Light Morning Night Weather
I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Bagpipe Crack Hook Humour People Play
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
Is there another word for synonym?
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Funny Humour Synonym
Life is tough, then you die.
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Die Life One Liner Reality Tough
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Believe Happiness One Liner World
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience Failure Lost
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Dog Funny Inspirational Job Lying
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Ideal One Liner Person
It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Helping Humour Life One Liner Shit
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Sad Scratch
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Failure Humour Hustle Inspirational Success Try
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Acceptance Attitude Humour Lying Myself Reason Truth
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Conceal Language One Liner Tool Truth
Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Breathe Life Memories Moment Travel

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