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George Carlin Quote - Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.

Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.

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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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