If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
GEORGE CARLINThere are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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