Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
GEORGE CARLINThere are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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