Everyone smiles in the same language.
GEORGE CARLINThere are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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