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George Carlin Quote - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Cost Deep Freedom Hobby Interest Money Positive
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Disappointment Sad Scratch
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Ideas Suck Trouble
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Citizen Ignorant Leadership Selfish
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Elimination Honesty Policy Rejection Remember
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience Failure Lost
Always do whatever’s next.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Religion is just mind control.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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