I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
GEORGE CARLINNever underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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