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George Carlin Quote - What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!

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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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