The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
GEORGE CARLINThe planet is fine. The people are fucked.
More George Carlin Quotes
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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