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George Carlin Quote - The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

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Life is tough, then you die.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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