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George Carlin Quote - The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.

The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.

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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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