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George Carlin Quote - The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.

The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.

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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Comedy Humour Liberty Thinking
Life is tough, then you die.
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Die Life One Liner Reality Tough
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Ideas Suck Trouble
I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Cost Deep Freedom Hobby Interest Money Positive
Meow means woof in cat.
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Animal Cat Humour One Liner Woof
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Funny Homeless Humour Naked Shell
The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Argument Excuse God Man Refuge
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Electricity Light One Liner Organise
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Deep Future Healing Immediate Past Present
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Butterfly Caterpillar Humour People Public Work
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Closure Head Healing People
I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Believe Happiness One Liner World
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Human Nature People Wasted Time

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