“The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.”

I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.

Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.

It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.

We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.

Religion is just mind control.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.

This is one thing they forget to mention in most child-rearing books, that at times you will just lose your mind. Period.

Zhang is a friend of mine: he said forget about acting and just do normal things in the movie.

No matter your age, stage of life, or circumstances, don’t forget to dare to dream with God. You don’t have to figure anything out. Just keep saying yes to Him, in big ways and small, and watch what He does.

Iblis (satan) himself recognizes the Lordship of Allah, but wants the human being to forget it.

I fear we are in danger of forgetting that to HAVE the Bible is one thing, and to READ it quite another.

Gotta take a risk, take a chance, make a change, and break away. I won’t forget the place I came from.

People forget facts, but they remember stories.

My body has forgotten what my own warmth feels like and the ice on my skin has frost bitten all those who have tried to hold me.