Religion is just mind control.
GEORGE CARLINI don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
More George Carlin Quotes
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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