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George Carlin Quote - I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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