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George Carlin Quote - I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

George Carlin Quote - I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
GEORGE CARLIN

Attitude Myself One Liner Pardon

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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
GEORGE CARLIN

Human Nature People Wasted Time
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
GEORGE CARLIN

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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
GEORGE CARLIN

Ideas Suck Trouble
Always do whatever’s next.
GEORGE CARLIN

Inspirational Life One Liner Success
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
GEORGE CARLIN

Disappointment Sad Scratch
I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
GEORGE CARLIN

Believe Happiness One Liner World
Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
GEORGE CARLIN

Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
GEORGE CARLIN

Closure Head Healing People
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
GEORGE CARLIN

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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
GEORGE CARLIN

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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
GEORGE CARLIN

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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
GEORGE CARLIN

Deep Fly Walk
I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
GEORGE CARLIN

Humour Owned Science Telescope
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
GEORGE CARLIN

Ending Happiness Inspirational Life Positive Rain Smile Umbrealla
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
GEORGE CARLIN

Alcohol Drinking Fuck Pregnant Warniing Women
Everyone smiles in the same language.
GEORGE CARLIN

Beautiful Language One Liner Positive Smile
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
GEORGE CARLIN

Blink Cat Hammer Humour One Liner
If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
GEORGE CARLIN

Charge Hustle Inspirational Kill One Liner
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
GEORGE CARLIN

Dog Funny Inspirational Job Lying
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
GEORGE CARLIN

Goodness Music One Liner Religion
Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
GEORGE CARLIN

Religion Shoes Wear
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
GEORGE CARLIN

Fuck People Planet
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
GEORGE CARLIN

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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
GEORGE CARLIN

Brake Hands Inspirational Life One Liner Step

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