Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
GEORGE CARLINI don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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