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George Carlin Quote - Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.

Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.

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Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Helping Humour Life One Liner Shit
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Religion is just mind control.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell

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