A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
GEORGE CARLINPardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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