“There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.”

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.

People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

Is there another word for synonym?

Meow means woof in cat.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

Sometimes a little brain damage can help.

A man always finds it hard to realize that he may have finally lost a woman’s love, however badly he may have treated her.

Those who look for the bad in people will surely find it.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

Everybody has that point in their life where you hit a crossroads and you’ve had a bunch of bad days and there’s different ways you can deal with it and the way I dealt with it was I just turned completely to music.

A man always finds it hard to realize that he may have finally lost a woman’s love, however badly he may have treated her.

Those who look for the bad in people will surely find it.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Anytime you have to rely upon your enemy for a job you’re in bad shape.