Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
GEORGE CARLINThere are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Always do whatever’s next.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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