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George Carlin Quote - There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

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Always do whatever’s next.
GEORGE CARLIN

Inspirational Life One Liner Success
Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Human Nature People Wasted Time
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Acceptance Handwriting Love Maths People
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Funny House Humour Place Stuff
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Big Emptiness Glass People Perspective Sad
Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Destroy Drugs Mind One Liner Religion Thinking
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
GEORGE CARLIN

Fuck People Planet
I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One Liner Petty Sweat
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Deep Future Healing Immediate Past Present
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
GEORGE CARLIN

Butterfly Caterpillar Humour People Public Work
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
GEORGE CARLIN

Ending Happiness Inspirational Life Positive Rain Smile Umbrealla
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience Failure Lost
So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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Burn Death Enjoyment Family Fun Happiness Hell
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
GEORGE CARLIN

Goodness Music One Liner Religion
If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Charge Hustle Inspirational Kill One Liner
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Deep Howl Moon Night Silence Wolf
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
GEORGE CARLIN

Closure Head Healing People
Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Average Direction Each Other Expectation Life Opposite
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Earn One Liner People Self Love
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Grass Humanity Nation One Liner Sheep
There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
GEORGE CARLIN

Challenge Hard Time Humour Inspirational Situation
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
GEORGE CARLIN

Better Birthday Inspirational Old One Liner Realize
Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
GEORGE CARLIN

Age Hell Humour One Liner Price Wisdom

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