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George Carlin Quote - I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Religion is just mind control.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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The older you get, the better you realize you were.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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