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George Carlin Quote - I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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