A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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More George Carlin Quotes
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Religion is just mind control.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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