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George Carlin Quote - Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Confidence Inspirational Life
Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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