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George Carlin Quote - Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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