A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.
LUCILLE BALLKnowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that’s good taste.
More Lucille Ball Quotes
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Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
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How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we’d profit from them.
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One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.
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It’s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.
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You see much more of your children once they leave home.
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In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
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I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.
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Whether we’re prepared or not, life has a habit of thrusting situations upon us.
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I believe that we’re as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.
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Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don’t rush; otherwise you’ll look like a patchwork quilt.
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I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.
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Love yourself first and the rest of your life will fall into place.
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I was shy for several years in my early days in Hollywood until I figured out that no one really gave a damn if I was shy or not, and I got over my shyness.
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I never thought I was funny. I don’t THINK funny.
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People either have comedy or they don’t. You can’t teach it to them.
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I’m happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.
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Ability is of little account without opportunity.
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I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.
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It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
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Television is the quickest form of recognition in the world.
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If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.
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I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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Responsibility is the ability to respond.
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Luck? Luck is hard work – and realizing what is opportunity and what isn’t.
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