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A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.

Lucille Ball

It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
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Funny Love See Time
Whether we’re prepared or not, life has a habit of thrusting situations upon us.
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Habit Life Preparation Situation
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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Age Eat Funny Honesty Live Lying Secret Stay Young
It’s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.
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Happiness Recognition
One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.
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Encouragement Faith Inspirational Life
Ability is of little account without opportunity.
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Ability Inspirational Life Motivational Opportunity
I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.
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Death Love Reality
Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that’s good taste.
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Confidence Funny Important Inspirational
I will never do another TV series. It couldn’t top I Love Lucy, and I’d be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off.
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Fools Stupid Try
If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.
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Busy Job Person Yourself
Love yourself first and the rest of your life will fall into place.
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Love Yourself
I’m happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.
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Happiness Joy Laughter Live Value
I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.
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Divorce Eyes Failure Hate Life Worst
How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we’d profit from them.
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Decision Divorce Love Mistake
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
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Life Reality Wisdom
I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.
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Inspirational Life Regret
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
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Inspirational Relationship Self Love World
I never thought I was funny. I don’t THINK funny.
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Funny Thinking
Television is the quickest form of recognition in the world.
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Recognition Television World
I’m not funny. What I am is brave.
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Brave Character Funny
People either have comedy or they don’t. You can’t teach it to them.
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Comedy People Teaching
Love yourself first and everything falls into line.
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One Liner Self Love
Responsibility is the ability to respond.
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Ability One Liner Responsibility
Luck? I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it and I’m afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work – and realizing what is opportunity and what isn’t.
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Afraid Inspirational Motivational Opportunity People
Some of the most gifted people I’ve ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?
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Gift People Reading
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.
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Fall Fall In Love Men
A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.
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Age Funny Men Smart Woman

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