Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you. GEORGE CARLIN ChurchMoneyReligion
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders. GEORGE CARLIN CitizenIgnorantLeadershipSelfish
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic. GEORGE CARLIN ConcerntrationCrackFlowerFuckGrassHero
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity. GEORGE CARLIN ButterflyCaterpillarHumourPeoplePublicWork
With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius. GEORGE CARLIN ConfidenceEvilGeniusHustleTraining
I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into. GEORGE CARLIN HumourOwnedScienceTelescope
Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away. GEORGE CARLIN BreatheLifeMemoriesMomentTravel
