Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck. GEORGE CARLIN AlcoholDrinkingFuckPregnantWarniingWomen
It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot. GEORGE CARLIN HelpingHumourLifeShit
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. GEORGE CARLIN EliminationHonestyPolicyRejectionRemember
