The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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