George Carlin Quotes

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
GEORGE CARLIN

Crime Criminal Fight Freedom
Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
GEORGE CARLIN

Age Hell Humour Price Wisdom
Is there another word for synonym?
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Synonym
Meow means woof in cat.
GEORGE CARLIN

Animal Cat Humour Woof
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
GEORGE CARLIN

Atheism Organization Prophet
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
GEORGE CARLIN

Average Average Person Person Realize Stupidity
Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
GEORGE CARLIN

America Body Crazy Fitness Lost Soul Try
Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
GEORGE CARLIN

Brain Damage Healing Helping
Life is tough, then you die.
GEORGE CARLIN

Die Life Reality Tough
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
GEORGE CARLIN

Blink Cat Hammer Humour

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